New Apple Idea

I-wear: You put on a pair of glasses with digital lenses. Turn on the blue-tooth feature on your I-phone or other compatible devices. Load a digital book from your phone, and transmit through blue-tooth to I-wear device, and begin to read and scroll a book. Finally we can get rid of those pesky hand and neck cramps. We can read comfortably on the train without having to worry about falling. This would solve so many problems for those who enjoy reading, but hate the lack of convenient reading environments for those on the go.

So Here We Are

So I'm working out a bit at the gym, Planet Fitness. I get off the treadmill, and am prepared to do some chest, and on my way to the free weight area I see one bench broken, and three in use. Bench one is being used by a juice head, bench two is being used by a guy wearing spandex shorts, and bench three by two guys chatting up a storm. What should one do in this situation? Evil eye? Aggravated coughing? Or just simply wait until the guy in spandex realizes he looks like an insane tranny and retreats?