Friday, March 4, 2011

FLOSSING LIKE ITS GOING OUT OF STLYE

So I go on a date, and have a nice time with a pretty girl. The restaurant we went to was elegant and I had a meaty substance, while she had whatever feminine cliche can fit here. We finish eating our main course and I excuse myself to the bathroom realizing that I have some meat stuck in my teeth, and I look forward to my bathroom break to clear this unwelcome residual. I was in the bathroom maybe ten minutes attempting to remove this thing, and nothing worked. I DON'T UNDERSTAND, WHY HAS NO ONE PLACED A DISPOSABLE FLOSS DISPENSER IN THE BATHROOMS OF RESTAURANTS? Tooth-picking in any sense is not a great alternative, and neither is sucking your teeth.
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28 comments:

  1. Aaron M. GipsonMarch 4, 2011 at 10:12 PM

    Oh the ever present paranoia of dirty teeth on the first date...LOL.

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  2. SSSMarch 4, 2011 at 10:18 PM

    THANKS SO MUCH BUD

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  3. Armenia the FinestMarch 4, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    I know right? Ive been in the same situation.

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  4. BreakMarch 4, 2011 at 10:52 PM

    I agree with ya man, I had the same problem!

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  5. AnonymousMarch 4, 2011 at 11:01 PM

    Dude you're totally right, you should carry a mini pack of floss all the time.

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  6. NoMoreTroubleMarch 4, 2011 at 11:28 PM

    Always bring some floss with you just in case. Put one of those disposable packs in your wallet.

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  7. CreeMarch 4, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    seriously! disposable floss is not too much.

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  8. MKDMarch 5, 2011 at 6:42 AM

    think i need to floss more lol

    follow'd :)

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  9. ErokMarch 5, 2011 at 6:58 AM

    you've got to get the little plastic flossing axes. i dont know how else to describe them

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  10. AnonymousMarch 5, 2011 at 7:11 AM

    agreed

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  11. jgarceauMarch 5, 2011 at 7:18 AM

    Oh man, so many times have I had food stuck in my teeth and desperately needed a floss only to never remember to bring one with me. You'd think that those bathroom attendants should have some considering they want a tip for doing menial things like turning on the faucet!

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  12. Anton NuemusMarch 5, 2011 at 7:20 AM

    everytime the same problem

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  13. Public ServantMarch 5, 2011 at 7:32 AM

    Nice posts mans :) hehe flossing!

    Followifng your blogging journey :)

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  14. Josh HeppleMarch 5, 2011 at 7:40 AM

    Nooo!
    i hate when that happens to me.

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  15. guide for the lesserMarch 5, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    rule for the first couple of dates, when in doubt about mouth hygeine... bring some small stuff with you, floss, breath freshner, etc!

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  16. theonebloggerMarch 5, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    haha hilarious stuff

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  17. AnonMakeMarch 5, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    I agree with you...

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  18. PolybiusMarch 5, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    idk, toohpicks have always worked for me. But that's a great idea anyways- I've even seen toothbrush dispensers but none for floss.

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  19. Tyler HesfordMarch 5, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    I'd actually like to see that in restaurants..

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  20. desperadoMarch 5, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    that would be,,,, a brilliant idea. nice thinking. ;)

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  21. JoeyMarch 5, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    toothpicks in restaurants could indeed be usefull.

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  22. Kyle ShankinMarch 5, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    You could always bring your own floss, but I suppose that wouldn't help you look cool...

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  23. WestusMarch 5, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    I haven't really ever thought about this, but it's actually really true... just carry some floss in your pocket until the day arrives where they have floss in the restrooms I guess...

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  24. SSSMarch 5, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    Well I tell you now. First person to make floss dispensers in bathrooms of restaurants will be a rich man... or woman lol

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  25. BurgerMarch 5, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00keaQCnbRYVoG/Dental-Floss-Pick.jpg

    Get some of these!

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  26. SSSMarch 5, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    Thats really cool burger lol. But it looks like something I wouldn't want to keep in my pocket lol

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  27. SnapperzMarch 5, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    Hate when that happens. >.<

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  28. CroseMarch 6, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    Toothpicks just don't cut it. I always end up just stabbing myself anyway.

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