Friday, March 4, 2011
FLOSSING LIKE ITS GOING OUT OF STLYE
So I go on a date, and have a nice time with a pretty girl. The restaurant we went to was elegant and I had a meaty substance, while she had whatever feminine cliche can fit here. We finish eating our main course and I excuse myself to the bathroom realizing that I have some meat stuck in my teeth, and I look forward to my bathroom break to clear this unwelcome residual. I was in the bathroom maybe ten minutes attempting to remove this thing, and nothing worked. I DON'T UNDERSTAND, WHY HAS NO ONE PLACED A DISPOSABLE FLOSS DISPENSER IN THE BATHROOMS OF RESTAURANTS? Tooth-picking in any sense is not a great alternative, and neither is sucking your teeth.